First typo of the day: writing cities as ‘cuties’

Kids, don’t wake up and respond to CxO’s emails from your phone.

Tell me your best typos to make me feel better?

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Not realizing how close the letters “t” and “g” are on a keyboard when signing off “Regards” 😐

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Missing “L” while typing clock

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Don’t forget to c(l)ock out!

Hold on, give me a sex to think of one

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Pre morning coffee anything is dangerous for me haha. Sometimes I just forget to write a word and then it makes no sense.

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I misspelled Bob

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Not for Bob

I misspelled a colleague’s name (Cedra) as Cedar on an email to the China team. They forever thereafter addressed her as Cedar, to my great amusement.

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I was typing on my phone and instead of saying “Join my zoom” the phone autocorrected to “join my 🏎”

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Accidently addressed my client in email as Paula instead of Paul

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Realized that the letters “c” and “v” are very close to each other on the keyboard after putting together a client presentation about where to “invest”…

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My phone has a signature that asks recipients to ignore typos.

Hard to have the same diligence on a phone screen.

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Please find attached our daft report

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