Five words you never want to hear in advertising:

likefunnyhelpfulsmart
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at
Highlighted IconHIGHLIGHTED

New Chief Marketing Officer hired

likefunnyupliftingsmarthelpful

👊🍻

Are you busy this weekend?

likefunnyuplifting

Omg same lol “any plan for this weekend?'

like
Recent IconRecent

Before you leave, can you

likefunnyupliftingsmart

The kiss of death

likefunny

I don’t know, keep pushing.

likefunnysmart

Most meaningless words ever produced in one sentence

likefunny

perfect! just a few changes:

likefunnyuplifting

Just have fun with it.

likefunnyhelpfulupliftingsmart

Came here to write that one.
Whenever someone says this, I’m this close to screaming back “bitch I might!!”

likefunny

The client changed the brief

likefunny

Jason Petersen was just hired

likefunny

Great start, but could you...

likefunny

Have we considered any influencers?

likefunny

The client rewrote your copy

likefunny

I’m not a racist, but...

likefunny

What about a hybrid approach

likefunny

Today is your last day

likesmartfunny

From clients: “we presented your work internally"

likefunny

Damn. I actually got heartburn after reading this one.

like

Think about it over break

likefunnyuplifting

Underrated comment.

likesmart

Account had a few comments

like

I'm not a copywriter but

likefunnyuplifting

You took the wrong deck.

likefunnyhelpful

You are pitching against Droga5

likefunny

Related Posts

Which city you are living in currently ?

People from Same city can ping each other for catch up or network.

like

Any book recommendations on becoming a likable / more social and have good conversations type of person? Thanks!

like

Does anyone know whether a UK solicitor can practice in Europe?

like

Anyone know what the overall climate is like at Truist given the merger etc. On the IB side specifically.

like

What does it mean to “document around” something? Is it essentially admitting a material error but trying to justify why there doesn’t need to be a correction?

funnylike

Can hilton points be used for any airline? Want to take my wife on a trip but dont have airline point and airticket to my destination is expensive. Have Marriot points also

like

Best tips for sending thank you notes via email to all the people you interviewed with?

like

Studies show, Friday pizza parties are better than vacation.

Post Photo
likefunny

Citi 7 years of experience in Banking operations audit and internal control, risk and control framework, Thematic review. AML/KYC aspects review, transaction monitoring, compliance reviews, transaction monitoring, CDD and STR reporting. citi HSBC India Bank of America all banking companies

like

What are key ways you try to practice sustainability in your personal life, outside of work? Has anyone gone zero waste?

like

Will i be blocked from Deloitte USI if I have accepted the offer and I won't join?

like

Is working out for 20-30 mins 4-5x a week ok? I usually also hit 10k steps everyday on top of this, but worried it’s not enough

like

How much percentage Variable payout can we can expect in Accenture during first year for lateral hire?

like

Anyone up for practicing McKinsey style cases together? I have availability on weekends and after 7pm on weekdays.

like

What would be the expected ctc for an automation test engineer with 5.5 YOE(3 Manual + 2.5 Automation).Current CTC is 9.5 LPA

I have recently received offer from jpmc as an associate of consumer and community banking, that means job grade will be 601?

like

How usable is Salesforce’s unlimited PTO?

like

Thoughts on McKinsey’s valuation guide for a junior investment banker who took Damodaran’s undergrad equity valuation course (but could use a refresher!)? Is the incremental knowledge useful enough to be worth the time and investment?

like

Does Barclays give permanent work from home ?

like

Hello! Are any recruiters currently staffing any remote attorney roles? I’m open to temporary opportunities. Thank you!

like

Additional Posts in Advertising

As a creative, what are the best kind of agencies/jobs for higher income? Im tired of the hunt for awards with low $

like

Looking for advice in what to ask for when you get the call to be let go.

like

Follow-up email to a recruiter or accept defeat?
5 days since last contact which was supposed to be “ASAP.

like

Are there ever freelance gigs within agencies that will pay for people to come in from out of state?

like

Joy Division song titles that go through my head while ideas are being presented to me:
Atrocity Exhibition
Dead Souls
Disorder
Failures
I Remember Nothing
Something Must Break
You’re Not Good For Me

likefunnysmart

Is anyone at a job they really, truly enjoy that also pays competitively (and has good benefits)? In my experience, I haven’t found anything that satisfies both. Either I love the job and I’m grossly underpaid or the job is totally mediocre but the money is great. Is it really possible to have it all or do I need to lower my standards? Maybe it’s just the way this industry is?

like
like

Can anyone explain that thing where someone does a call with their phone on speaker, but it’s just them on the call? Just them shouting at their phone that’s 2 feet away? In an open floor plan office?

like

What was your worst / most pathetic experience with recruiters (external or HR?) ?

like

Looking to hire someone who crafts amazing resumes for creatives. I'm terrible at writing / explaining what I've been up to at work, and need your help telling my story. Please send me some examples of your work + price. Thank you!

like

Just got a one year contract to work in London UK for 1 year. Where should I live in the city? (30y.o woman)

like

How involved are PMs at your agency? What are their responsibilities on different types of projects? Ours seem to be resource managers and time trackers only. Feels redundant.

like

Iprospect New York ... what’s the culture like ? What’s leadership like ? Good place to work? Average ? Just like everything else?

like

Since when did free snacks become the most important office perk?

likefunny

I just heard the word "edutainment" used 2x in a sentence. What industry slang do you hate hearing?

like

Go. To. Therapy. It’s so healthy. This industry is insane, so take time for you!!

likehelpful

Should this be the year that we say NO MORE AWARD SHOWS?!?!

Do awards help or hurt the creative industry?

like

Has anyone gotten a university teaching gig without a grad degree? How?

like

Marcel will be descoped to a filing cabinet...

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Send download link to your phone

OR

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

Messaging rates may apply

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal