Flight attendant: "Pretzels or cookie?”
Me: "Ma’am, that isn’t a cookie. It’s a cracker.”
FA: “.....”
Me: “Cookie please."

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Stop being a smartass to the stewardess on a 6am flight

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Associate said ma’am so it’s obviously a woman

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Careful BCG1 may be offended with the use of ma’am.

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I wouldn’t call the flight attendant a stewardess either. And, could the flight attendant be a man?

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Not offended. Just pointing out that stewardess is a negative reference in the US. If in doubt, all a flight attendant that and see🤭

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I actually didn’t say that. But thought it. See? Now it’s not as funny

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