Folks client and performance impact strong, 5.5 YOE Java full stack CBO Cloud Engineering ? Anyone tell the approx hike %? Giving the scatter plot.

UX UI Designers. Need some advice. We just kicked off a new website redesign project for a client of ours and one of the next steps which I have to prepare is a customer journey mapping workshop with the client. But I’ve never done it before so this is a new process for me. Any advice on how I should set this up?

Has anyone here withdrawn a draft engagement letter (or fired the client after being retained) when the client revealed their insane side?

Thoughts on texting clients for small things like follow up or quick questions, as opposed to call or email?

Is Accenture provide cab facilities for all employees or in some specific project? What's their increment % every yr ?

Does anyone who has handled SEC subpoenas have tips for creating search terms to run in a client’s email? The subpoenas are virtually unbounded and I feel like I just need to read through the entire inbox of 100k emails

When the client contact hits on you so hardcore, that you have to leave and work from the office

Hi Eric, what were your challenges when you changed continents at the more senior levels and how did you manage this? (E.g. rebuilding client network)

From now on when I do favors/free work I'm going to send an invoice showing what it would have cost a paying client. Where is says ‘balance due' I’ll write “GRATIS” or something stupid like that.

Anyone ever do a requirements project for a custom application and feel like you were just making some stuff up?

I oversee a project team spread across a few locations. It’ll be hard to get everyone in one meeting because of geography, so what’s the best way to announce my resignation to them?

Help!

My girlfriend and I live in the same 1BR apt (600sq ft.) in NY. Both full time telework. She is constantly stressed from her job, whereas, my project is currently in a lull and I'm not busy. I like to walk around the apartment and one of the places along my walk is the bedroom, where she works. I work in the living room. I always ask to walk in and give her some "love" as she's constantly stressed. Today, we fought because I "bother" her too much and add to her stress. What do I do?

Hail Client, full of grace. The RFP response is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst our sales leads, and blessed is the fruit of my laborious PRD initiative, this god-awful 75 page document.

Need advice. Potential client reached to me and wants my advice on a topic (8 hours of work at most). Limited budget $5k. I ran it by leadership, and no ones interested. (Continued...)

Tipsy me told strangers what my most interesting client has been as a consultant....right next to a fellow consultant too. Idiot!!

Anyone else work for a vanilla client? Like let’s not rock the boat, we won’t make ANY stance during this time. Let’s just keep status quo and keep doing the same we were doing since 1984

If I am on a project in a state with no income tax, does that mean I don't have to pay it for the time I spend working there?

Favorite travel gadget?

Mine's a toss up between a packable coffee grinder/pour over filter or my Dart charger. The charger edges out when I have a client laptop to lug around.

Are there any members-only clubs in LA, for social, drinks, client entertainment etc? Not for super celebs, but accessible to us. Like Soho House in London, if anyone’s familiar with that.

Have you ever felt like the client appreciates you more than your managers? My managers on my team never give me any praise even though I work a shit ton of hours and produce great work. The client is always providing me with amazing feedback It feels good to be shown some recognition

I need advice. I was staffed on a local project that is a two hour each way (4 hours round trip) commute for me from my house via public transportation. I don’t have a license so renting a car (1/2)

Do we have non-fronts here? What's your comp? I'm an A2 with starting at.....hah jokes on you monkey

Saw Kevin Smith at LGA, told 4-5 friends about it and no one recognized the name, not even Silent Bob goddamit

What is the best way to learn tableau?

How many of you meditate? 😌

How does insurance work when you leave a job? If I plan to leave my old company and join my new one within the same month, do I need to get Cobra for the time between? Does my new company’s insurance kick in day 1?

My EM figured out he could "call" me on the plane through Microsoft Communicator. FML. Conference call to go over deck edits on my flight back 😫💻🍷😭

Best places to find your next job here in Chicago?

Taxi NYC - yay or nay?

Who did the great Zillow spot, with the little girl who’s afraid to move?

What is the highest salary you can hit in public accounting without being partner in audit, tax, or advisory?

I feel like everyone around me is finding love and in relationships except for me. I’ve operated alone most for my life (traumatic childhood- been on my own for a while so its hard to open up). I’m ready for something and I go on dates but nothing is making me excited. I feel like I’m trying to really get out there. Not sure what the point of this post is- Just feeling really lonely lately and looking for hope.

Are there any married people here who feel lonely ? ✋️

Average partner comp $800k. High or low?

Heard someone said (in person) that COVID is a crime China committed against the mankind and CCP should be held accountable for the losses Americans suffer because of COVID. I felt uncomfortable - is that borderline racist or am I sympathizing China and CCP a bit too much?

Who knows an SAP transaction code to find remaining balance in Purchase order & extractable to excel?

Ladies, what is your skincare routine? What do you think makes the most difference / is your holy grail product? I always have the best intentions for a 7 or 10 step skincare regimen, but would love to simplify my routine.

My manger reached out to my counselor regarding my performance expressing he is not happy with me. I thought I was trying my best past couple of weeks but just realized he is not happy with my work. How can I improve? This is the first time I have not performed well. I don’t have a strong personality but if asked I am the kind of person who will go out of the way to get things done. How should I improve? I hate that I suck at PM work. Experiencing a lot of anxiety

Recs for brand design podcasts?

Any fit fish in here have experience with using Brad Pilon’s “Eat Stop Eat” method for weight loss? Basically doing 1-2 24 hour fasts per week and eating responsibly / working out.