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I refer to glue as “liquid horse”

It’s important to keep life honest.

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The eggs we eat aren’t fertilized so unborn children isn’t really correct.

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My vegetarian friend tells me that eggs are just “chicken periods”, so they are fair game.

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Why not just eat chicken in chicken sauce?

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Fun fact, there is a Japanese rice dish with chicken and egg called oyakodon, which literally means parent and child rice bowl

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I like to refer to jello as cow toenails. Not sure if it’s true or not

Pretty sure Jello uses pork, not cow bones

This is literally what I tell my husband whenever he makes any dish with chicken and eggs 😂 I’m a vegetarian. No offense meant to anyone btw

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