For Father’s Day, I told my parents about my plans of being a single mom 😂 my life is going well

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Sounds like it is! Congratulations to you

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It’s mostly a joke, more of a contingency plan

Do you already have a child, or was that purely hypothetical?

Hypothetical, they want grandkids but idk how tf I’ll find them a son-in-law, I guess this is the second best solution.

I hope they were supportive of your potential future plans!

My mom was supportive and chimed in with a “yeah, I don’t think you’ll be able to find someone to begin with so it’s a good plan”. Thanks mom 😂🤡

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