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#attorneylife

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LOL. Op what’s the dumbest / funniest thing you’ve heard?

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I was in a depo and the witness said “sometimes doing an act means not doing it at all.” And I was so confused and I asked, “So, for instance, when you say you painted the house, sometimes that means you didn’t paint the house at all?” And he said yes. I asked it 10 different ways. I still don’t get it.

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Another time the opposing counsel’s expert gave testimony based on coordinates that he had inadvertently flipped. So the event was supposed to have occurred somewhere in the Midwest but he analyzed everything based on somewhere in China. Counsel immediately ended the depo after we pointed it out.

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These are great! I once heard an attorney ask a witness how his marriage ended and the witness said “badly.” The attorney was looking for an answer like “divorce” or “death” which are the two typical options.

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The bar for passing the bar seems pretty low

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What school did y'all graduate from?

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Just Big4 things. KPMG India

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What’s a reasonable senior creative salary in Chicago?

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consultant 🐠, are you all as conservative as the deloitters, pwc’ers, and ey’ers that normally post here are?

there seems to be a huge difference in social opinion between ad agencies and consultancies here and i was curious if that’s the norm.

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Was watching Tulsa King and this dialogue from Sly Stallone was college in a nutshell “Do you think anyone really gives a s*** about what your college major is? English literature, biology, whatever. The whole point of a college degree is to show a potential employer that you showed up someplace four years in a row, completed a series of tasks reasonably well, and on time. So if he hires you, there’s a semi-decent chance that you’ll show up there every day and not f his business up”

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Performance reflections be like

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I guess black lives don’t matter to the protesters that shot David Dorn 😔

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Needing words of encouragement from people they are in consulting. It took me months of applying for consulting jobs, hundreds of rejections, before I got my first consulting job. I got laid off. Now I am having the same difficulty in finding a job.Rejections from every consulting firm, even firms that are still hiring during these times. Consulting is what I want to do. I did not give up when I was looking for a consulting job. I am not going to give up on consulting. Hope to find another job.

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Agree or disagree?

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I hope to see you all tomorrow here. Good night 🐟

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Can you refer me at pwc ?

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I really wanna go to rent a cottage near the beach and work remotely from there. But I couldn’t find anyone to go with me 🥺

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Say hi to Kai! The newest little addition to my family.

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I think now is a great time to see things in perspective. I’ve learned that some companies care for their employees more so than others. Name companies that you no longer will buy from and vice versa.

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Serious questions, how can a church defy the capacity limit during all this? I don't understand how it is a violation of freedom and rights. You have fire department issue safety capacity on any room.

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Considering that tomorrow it's father's day, and what I have learned from the Coronavirus, I just want to take things slow, relax, take me time to think what really matters... Just like these two turtles on my backyard. Happy father's day you all!

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I have an idea for a startup. I want to find out if others think it’s good without anyone stealing it. Any suggestions?

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