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For those of you who are wondering about the exit opportunities...

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Just want to share, early in my career I was a secretary. The stress is higher than being at Deloitte most days. Please stay here where your mental health and work life balance are more valued. It may seem like a glamorous opportunity- but believe me, all the hype in the press masks a role that must be experienced to be understood.

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D1, the failure was not yours 😟

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I'd say, "Suuuuuure, pad 15k on top of what I make at Deloitte and I'd be happy to be your office assistant" 😂😂😂 better wlb, and I'll just boomerang back to D.

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Please take this call and report back.

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I accidentally clicked on the “I’m interested” button when attempting to take a screenshot. I will keep you updated if they respond!

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Maybe your experience at Deloitte is similar to office assistant? Booking rooms, take slide printouts, meeting notes, client messages, writing emails, MS office and excel proficiency, etc.

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Assistant to the office manager

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assistant regional manager for short.

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#StillMoreExclusiveThanHarvard

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Maybe you'll be an Office Assistant at Deloitte

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Omg i got that too. I think they message everyone. I wrote back to tell them their algorithm was messed up and to never contact me again.

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activeuser_flag set to “true”

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I got a LinkedIn recruiter reaching out about being a State Farm agent

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D11 - Absolutely, SF has made it less attractive over the years for new agents, the old days were pretty good for them.

Linked In Recruiters are the woorrrssssttt

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Congrats on your promotion, the printer has run out of paper again

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Also a new batch of coffee will need your expertise

Congratulations!!

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Shooters gunna shoot.

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Way worse is Indeed’s algorithm. I’ve been a strategy consultant my entire career (11+ years) , MBA from top 15. Never has indeed sent me something remotely close to my skill set. Examples: call center rep, Home Depot stocking assistant, front office secretary. I’m not sure how that company is credible.

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Op blacked out office assistant at Virgin, working for Branson personally. 400k base and first class travel.

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Dude office assistant after being a manager at Deloitte. Haha good thing they didn’t offer janitor role 😂

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Yass

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LOL, I got that same message 🤣.

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Ready to serve with honor and join the league of legendary office assistants, like Beesley here.

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One of my recent recommended jobs. There was no mention of free chicken fingers so I didn’t bother applying.

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That’s a huge step up opportunity for you! Hahaha

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