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As a consultant it’s very challenging to find right Muslim life partner. Thoughts on starting a thread here. Mention city, gender, age and what you’re looking for in one line. If someone likes your profile. They might text you 😊. All the best

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SC1 I thought it was super easy. Just let your parents find a random girl. Then just marry her. Its that easy.

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Okay well 24, West African, DC, non-hijabi for now. Halal only and no alcohol 👀👀

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Nah b. I’ll figure it out or be single till my 40s

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Loooool at the post

SC1 - we've tried this before earlier in the bowl

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Hahaha. Nice! Anyone tag themselves? Any luck?

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Just some self affirmation. If her fear of commitment lands us not dating, I'll bounce back. I live in one of the most beautiful places in the world, have a loving family and many friends, and a rewarding job that challenges me. I'll rediscover inner peace before I date, and I'll find my long term partner eventually.

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Welcome All.

We all can get help with Jobs Salary insights and suggestions.

This is basically to help young people stuck on toxic relationships or distracted from life.

This can be used to post confessions so that people can feel lighten up by sharing their story and not worry about privacy.

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Marriages should be for 4 years terms and both parties must agree to renew it. It would end a lot of the nonsense going on.

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It is astonish the kind of relationship advice that most people post here. Aside from one or other trying to be empathetic most people post stuff like “yeah you should just break up/divorce”. I’m always flabbergasted by the lack of respect for third party feelings and history. Here’s my advice to literally everyone in those threads. Go to therapy. Because you are either here seeking validation or dumping your own resentments into others.

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