For those that say they’d hate to be my coworker.

My PM just cried on the team meeting announcing that I resigned. She said aside from obviously being a great coworker that I’m a great human being.

Take that. I’m actually gonna miss her too

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Ew. Literally my least favorite person in the world.

You good 🤨?

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I’m high

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Does she know about the posts you make on here? It will change her mind 😂👀

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Yeah we talk about trolling on fishbowl all the time!

She just got certified in toxic positivity

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Add liar to that list of hated qualities

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FoR tHoSe ThAt SaY tHeY’d HaTe tO bE mY cOwOrKeR

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Oh gosh, it’s the self-absorbed Architect… again 🙄

Your PM is likely an empath, cried just because. Doesn’t realize her life will change for the better 🙃

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And yet you keep coming back

OT? I barely work. Do you see how much time I spend on fishbowl. I have no more meetings today so I’m bored

Cool

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Don’t leave us here. We’ll miss you too. 🥺

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Yes agreed you are going to be chief soon

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Tell your PM we hate her too

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