Forgive me father, for I have sinned😔: I got thirsty and reached out to an old colleague who I had chemistry with on LinkedIn. She said she was excited to grab coffee with me though so…

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Are you married? You sound married 🤔

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Father wants u to finish de story, u wut u wutttt

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Grabbing coffee is not a sin. Are you 12?

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SM1 with OPs intentions hes gonna need a priest

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I forgive you son. Pls update us on your coffee sin.

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😈🧐

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🤌🧐

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Coffee always sounds good when you’re thirsty, but you gotta drink water 🚰

Stay hydrated!

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Oh man, if this is a sin then I'm in real trouble

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OP just had to ask for 4giveness , u gunna have to beggggg

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Bruh u cant leave us hanging like that

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Tell me more about your sin my son

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What happened after "so" is important

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No sin committed YET. You haven't even gone on the coffee date

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Attaboy

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Hope the coffee didn't spill lol

You gonna spill the beans, or still busy doing the deed..

She married?

Is she pregnant?

What a way to start off Monday.

I wanna know bout the ending 😏🧐

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