Forgot to mute myself after joining a Zoom all hands until after I burped and tooted… 😭

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Don’t be suprised if you are let go as part of the current accenture layoffs

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I left a few months ago. They’ve been spared the shame and embarrassment of my bodily functions.

Blame it on the dog.

How aggressive was the burp + toot?

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