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Forgot what day it is and now I’m sitting next to a Tumi-carrying, BB-wearing someone who insisted he could fit his bag in the e175 because “he does it every week”. Now he’s furiously typing on an X1.

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TL;DR it’s Thursday.

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How’s google still

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What does half this even mean? Seems normal

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TLDR - I just google what day it is if I don’t know

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