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How are you gonna cut the steak? With a spoon and knife? Are you okay???????
You’ve never held a steak in place with a spoon? Are you that inexperienced with spoons???
Spoons are literally bad straws. There is no conceivable world where I’d pick spoons over straws. Straws can do everything spoons can and spoons can do nothing straws can. Even the hybrid McFlurry spoon shows this clear advantage where spoons are made more like straws. Like… ok there’s soup big deal I’ll just suck it up through my straw. Ice cream? Oh no I have to let it melt a bit. Try drinking soda with a spoon. Exactly.
By Jove you’re right creative. But with blades of course.
Why stop at hands tho. Mouths with blades for teeth
You literally mentioned two downsides of the spoon and the only downside of a fork...
(Whole-cooked fish with their tiny little bones still intact has entered the chat)
Spoon could easily deal with that
You’ve literally demonstrated Patrice O’Neal’s joke, “Men can be philosophical about dumb shit.” Not even mad, rather proud instead 👏👏👏.
Chief
Answer: Spork.
This is why they didn't name the agency Giant Fork
Roasting marshmallows
You can’t whisk eggs with a spoon.
That would be perfect. Could serve as both a steak spoon AND a poop knife.
Can you comb your hair with a spoon though
No but that’s what the knives are for
These are the things Big Fork doesn’t want you to know. Their lobby is too great though. You should go after Butter Knives first.
I just dry heaved. Butter knives are just spoon handles.
Chief
Forks no stabby
Anything stabby with enough force
Rising Star
Historically speaking, spoons came first. Knives existed, of course, but they weren’t used for eating until long after spoons. Forks came around about the same time as knives.
Thank you for saying what were all feeing
tell me you’ve never eaten food without telling me you’ve never eaten food
This is a race for last place, truth is chopsticks is the superior utensil
Chopsticks aren’t categorized as utensils they’re a type of tree