Found out today that client is installing bulletproof windows because the client has received death threats. What. The. Fuck.

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You Accenture bastards have the craziest stories

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That is so cool. None of my clients receive death threats 😒

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Didn't know there were govt. entities in Compton...

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Federal or Finance haha

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Time to roll off

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gotta go

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Not technically AFS but it's a govt entity

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You in DC?

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^ I was wondering when I'd see the ignorant part of fishbowl

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Jeez.

Guess Chicago 1 has never heard of a joke before

Ha pwc2 the bad part of DC is worse than the bad part of LA

Amen to that

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