Freaky Friday: if a colleague were to swap bodies with you - what would they be the most surprised about? Let’s assume they would also think like you, not just physical changes !

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If they also think like me then why would anything surprise them?

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Too meta!

Oh she has imposter syndrome?! She seems like such a bad ass! I didn’t expect this insecurity.

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"Wow he really doesn’t know as much as I thought he does”

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I have no idea what’s going on act normal. Just nod and wave

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Ye management kon se nashe krr k hiring krta hai 🥲👀
Lol and suddenly pehale Accenture phir cognizant

Aise saste nashe me hi package increment nahi milta phir bolte attrition 20+ chal raha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Talent dekho itna ki poori hiring team HR MANAGEMENT and interview panel ne yes keh k offer dilwa dia 🥲🤣 waah phir offer hi kyu dia agr uss time Bgv clear nahi th
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