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Friday Funny Manager stories: I’ll go first: my manager inserts her email signature as a picture every time (she doesn’t know how to setup an email signature on outlook) manager salary: 200k | my salary: 70k

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If your suggestion is that she doesn’t deserve her salary because of this issue that does not affect anyone negatively, you’re missing the forest for the trees

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Thanks! Could be the reason!

People get what matters to them done. I could not be bothered to do things that might seem simple to you because I could care less. Got bigger fish to fry. PS. Feel free to let the Manager know how to do the outlook signature. You might have an ally in the future (despite your sass).

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Must be one nice picture.

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Knew someone who did images once. Turned out they linked to a public page which they would update with newest information, company events, etc. Every email opened would load the image and always have the current signature.

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Couple of companies do it now but can change content based on local weather where person opens, time of sales event, status of inventory or even leverage cookie data of the user viewing different pages on the companies website. Movable Ink is my favourite.

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