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Friday night with my client laptop. Why, this is a lovely date. Would you like a sip of my latte? What will happen if I kill the clients laptop? #thoughtsonFridaynights

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Why do I want to kill this laptop? Or why am I spending my Friday out on a date with the laptop? I've shit to do and I just think it would be a temporary solution to not working.

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