From $8 to $11, damn. Would yall subscribe? Edit: its £11, not $11.

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Anyone who pays for that should have to wear a blue checkmark in public so we can all point and laugh.

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I have a secret Twitter where all I do is opine on the disagreement between Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson on the establishment of a central bank

I have two followers. This may help

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Me too!

I can't imagine paying even $1. I agree with Salesforce 1.

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I thought the $11 was only for subscribing in the iOS app, to compensate for Apple’s 30% take

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It’s still $8 if you subscribe on the web.

I wouldn’t pay $11 for a year, forget about per month

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I’ve been off Twitter for years. Best decision.

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I'm a compulsive Twitter user, but they're going to have to give me more than that I think

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*deletes Twitter account and switches to Fishbowl instead because no one will try to impersonate you here*

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what a joke

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I know, right?

I'm going to post it on LinkedIn

People should just abandon this insane asylum

Nope.

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