Fuck marry kill. Your partner, your staff, your senior.

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Kill staff many times over. Fuck senior and marry partner.

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How would people not marry the partner? They are rolling in the money. Even if you don't like them, you barely have to see them since they're always working.

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They're all males. I'm heterosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with being homosexual.

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Co-senioring a job with a female senior, all female staff, male partner. Fuck staff, marry co-senior, kill partner, obviously

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^ and traveling

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Kill staff. Fuck senior (my level). Marry partner.

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Hahahahahaha

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