Fully intended to get a salad at the airport. The place I chose didn't have salad. So I settled for a pizza

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Feel your pain. Fully intended to get a sloppy beej the other night but the wife was all "Fuck no." So I went to bed.

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You tried.

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^^ Nickname checks out!

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^LMAO

I believe the thought counts for at least 50% so I think that means you were almost as healthy as if you actually got the salad

I settled for a jumbo hot dog today 🙌

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