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I dated a flight attendant for a while that brought her toys with her...she said she got a lot of interesting looks at Security each time.
I brought a giant decorative wooden spoon and a fork. Like 3ft each. Customs in Germany found it hilarious, customs in Turkey were aghast that Germany let it pass and tried to claim I could use them as a weapon (and proceeded to demonstrate hitting someone over the head with a wooden spoon). My ensuing laughter and the laughter of some of her colleagues made her let me pass with a ‘just this time’ warning.
Underwear, not in a package or a bag. 10-15 pair of underwear, they looked clean but he loaded them 2-3 to a bin. No luggage at all, just underwear.
A gigantic tub of “it’s not butter”. I had so many questions...
Saw a lady try to put her little happy dog thru the X-ray once. TSA caught it at the last second
A turkey leg from Disney
4 litres of alcohol while transiting through Kuwait which is a no alcohol airport. The guards just laughed Merry Christmas and let me through
Chipotle - 6 boxes on an international flight! I guess the dude was really hungry
Four Family-size cans of Campbell’s soup. Where are you going that you can’t buy canned soup? TSA confiscated it due to liquidity and size.
Water from Mecca
A family with 25-30 pairs of shoes, mostly athletic ones, maybe 7-8 per bag, no other stuff in the bags. They were randomly packed, often not both shoes in a pair in the same bag.
2 fully cooked Chicago Lou Malnati's pizzas through O'Hare
Hubcaps...
A hermit crab. She had to carry it through the metal detector
3 dozen raw eggs
Cognizant 1
That’s actually a very common thing (amongst Muslims) 😊
But I can see how that sounds funny
A parachute
D3- why?
Toilet paper and kitchen rolls. Lots of them.