Funniest thing you've ever seen on a resume?

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I've seen a girl putting on her resume that she lost 30lbs in 2 months

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There are some personal email addresses that should never be on a resume.

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Interests: reading, ....

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Something ridiculous was passed around a while back, like a dude saying he has good vision or something (but don’t know if that’s a real resume)...

IBA1 that’s quite headline worthy, which section did she put in?

It had its own bullet point in Additional

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