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Wonder if we can get in trouble doing this?? 🤣

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Yes, yes you can. I did it to a student that I thought could handle it as a joke since I only locked it up until the end if the school day. Nope! Got a note from mom the next day saying she would see me in court if I did it again to her 11 year old's $1,000 phone. 🙄🖕

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Now wouldn’t it be great if you and the parent got together and planned the next consequence of breaking this class rule. You take the student’s phone from them and in front of them do this!!!! Hahahahahaha

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Okay. Once I had a young lady who would never lock her jewelry up in her locker during basketball practice. I would occasionally spot check their locker room (it’s theirs so they maintain the neatness. Ie... nothing laying around on the floor. That’s what lockers are for!) we had some sticky fingers on the team and things had gone missing before. One day I did a spot check. Sure enough, there was about $1,000.00 worth of rings laying in the floor!! (Mind you, this is an 8th header in the early 90’s) I grabbed the jewelry and while they were taking a water break, I called mom and told her what I did. She thought it would be great if I kept them and didn’t tell her. We arranged for her to secretly pick up the rings before school was out. The girl was so stressed about mom wronging her neck, she cried most of the day! And then, she made it hone. Mom strung her along until she felt like the girl had learned her lesson. Sound harsh? Well, that young lady became the most responsible child on campus. Locker was never a mess, always in order and rings were locked up during practice. Teachable moments are great for the child, just not in the moment, a lot of times.

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This — I LOVE!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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I live at home with my parents who are also WFH rn and I just want to say I'm so thankful for my mom. She's been managing her work schedule and cooking on top of her job. I don't know how she does it.

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Accenture Strategy layoffs? .....👀

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Best laptop between $500-$1,000? I’m one of the lowly 5% ‘under performers’ recently laid off by Accenture 🙄

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Whomst intern about to get fired for publishing internal business intelligence? 🤔

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IDEA: with layoffs and those who have jobs severely overworked, why not hire a someone laid off to split the load then pay them off the books? Good or bad idea...

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Most egregious thing you’ve seen someone do during a zoom video call?

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Have wanted to move into finance / investment management for a while now. Thought I would do it after B School. Senior Analyst w/ ACN. Should hit C by EOY '18. Final round interview with cont...

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Qualifed people are getting laid off left and right but people who aren't good at their jobs are still here. What's the reason?

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Anyone willing to refer me to jobs within any of the other big 4? Accenture?

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If the big4 has an up or out model, do a lot of senior managers get laid off? Not everyone can be a partner/principle. How long can someone be a partner/principle for?

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When you're proud of PwC for not doing layoffs, but your coworkers start disappearing left and right for "performance separations" and now you have a meeting invite with a partner/HR tomorrow morning.

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The Partner Pension is the most underrated Big 4 feature out there. Make $3-400k per year from 59 until you die on top of your savings Roth/401(k)/investment income/social security? Dam Son. 🙋‍♂️🤓🏅

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Hi, Chinese citizen. Have an I-140 approved for more than 180 days. H1B on 5th year now. Heard that if I find a new employer, the new employer can do 3-year h1b extension using my current employer’s I-140. Question is, does this new job have to be similar to my current job for the extension after six years?

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Anyone have a good resume template for a candidate applying to AWS professional services?

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Gen questions for consultants who moved to MM PE, how is the work culture (cutthroat, competitive), stress (insane at closings), & ability to “unplug” on vaca/wknds at your firm?

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