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Funny high school story. So a student needs something to write with. I am out of pens and pencils. Knowing I always have pens in my purse I pull out my purse and stick my hand down in it thinking I grabbed a pen. It was a tire gauge. One student says “You smoke marijuana?” 🤦🏻‍♀️ It was a teachable moment about how often to check tire pressure and road safety.

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I love it! Thanks for the laugh 😅 At least it wasn't a tampon with a student asking if you smoke cigars! True story, not mine, but I was standing there when it happened. 🤦‍♀️🤣

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If she’d pulled out a tampon, the student probably would’ve asked if she could spare a few tokes. . .

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