Funny vaguely watch-related story…

Was browsing the web with my wife and typed “stra” into the location field, and “strapfreak.com” autocompleted.

She wasn’t familiar and immediately asked… “I try not to monitor your browsing habits, but is there something you’re trying to tell me?”

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