Gate Agent: Are you priority?
Me: Wha? Huh? What is this “pry-or-itee” you speak of? I thought I could just get in this other boarding lane for no reason and cut the line of 50 people trying to board?

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Super legit, I was there, I am the boarding pass scanner

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And then the whole line burst into applause for you

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What did you respond when they followed up with “Are you an asshat or just a colossal prick?"

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Me: (Scans boarding pass)
Gate Agent: “I apologize. Thank you for being a Concierge Key Member"

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^lmao I thought that as well

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Don’t forget about the duffel bag of Biscoff cookies they gave you as an apology!

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