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Gave wife’s phone to kid with garage band app on in guided access mode. Wife took the phone, put it in her bag and left for work. She doesn’t know how to turn it off and can’t even call me without deactivating it. What do you guys think, should I cook her fav dinner or should I book a hotel room and leave before she gets back.

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Cook the dinner, book a spa, buy flowers and expensive wine, wrap a gift, book a hotel and leave... text her a link to the iPhone for dummies once at the hotel

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