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WAP

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What’s WAP?

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Wireless Application Protocol. Read more about it here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_Application_Protocol

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worship and p-word

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Ben Shapiro's head just exploded

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Love me some WAP.

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Jesus loves love. So he's all about that WAP.

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I thought Jesus was black?

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He was probably more olive/brown

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