Getting a yearly exam by a 25 year old chick and a student trainee in college. Odds I have to drop my droors? Gonna be so damn awkward

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Run your fingers through her hair

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Seems like a hard situation to be in

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Only awkward if you have a teeny peen

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Draw a smiley face on the tip

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Drop em anyway

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If she thinks you're cute, maybe she'll give you a charity tug

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The fact that you are texting us while they examine you is even more awkward.

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A charity tug would be a dream come true right now 😔 So deprived in my marriage

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25 year old doc? Only way if she a genius or you are going to jail. Can imagine a 25 year old law enforcement officer.

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Up your odds by just dropping them at the onset

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Insurance covered tug 😆👍

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omg...i am in tears with this thread. you all made my day from a rather shitty week 😂

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Boxers? Are we in middle school?

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Don't go immediately after a cold shower

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Thanks, Obama.

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You left out the important detail, are either of them hot?

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What a zinger

Rub a dub dub, thanks for the tug!

Did she do the old man's test yet?

More importantly what boxers are you wearing and I hope they are clean

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