GF just trimmed my butt hair… I think she’s the one 💍

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Do not propose with a ring in your butt.
Do not propose with a ring in your butt.
Do not propose with a ring in your butt.

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Not IN, just tied to the hair pre-cut

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Just the kind of content I want to see to suppress my Sunday scaries

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She’s yours man. No ones gonna want her after that 😂

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You gonna prove yourself worthy by doing hers?🧐

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😔

Wife her up king 👑

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This is another good ending of "How I met your mother"

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Did she floss after?

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And I thought mine was dope for shaving my back! 😂

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She’s a keeper. Hope I find someone like that.

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Propose if she gives you full Brazilian wax

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What the…

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Does she give it the classic seaweed motorboat too?

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Any reviews for PWC Digital Services w.r.t AEM as solution?

TIA

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PwC PS - how’s the transition going?

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Looking for Web Application Pentesting opportunities. Any advice to which companies to target or best industry for this type of work ?

Suggestion required MSFT vs Amazon
Role ~ TPM
YOE ~ 10

MSFT (cybersecurity team)- TC $265K
Remote/Hybrid (connected with HM and got to know about team and role, good wlb)

Amazon (Ads Marketplace) - TC $263K
NYC/ Remote ( connected with HM and got to know that wlb is good and also got to know its a high visibility role / team). HM was really king enough to connect and provide insights of his team post clearing the loop.

Need help/suggestion Amazon Microsoft

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Anyone bought Everlane clothing/shoes? Opinions? I like their oxfords but not bought

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What kind of behavior systems do you use in your classroom? I teach 1st grade. I’m tired of using the folder/calendar system with 🙂/🙁 and a prize box. Any ideas?

Hi Fishes,
Can you people help to get 11 likes for dm?

Thanks in advance.

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I am a part of wipro DOP (MDPS) as a senior associate since october 2020 and joined as a fresher back then. I am now being pushed to take up as a TL because of my performance and contribution to the project management. However i feel with just 2 years of experience if i take the position i might have to stay much longer in the company than i intend to as a minimum requirement for position of TL elsewhere is 4 years of experience as associate. Also what is the salary slab one should get as a TL?

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Possibly a dumb question but I’m new to buying fine jewelry. When you see items that are listed as fine jewelry at say Nordstrom’s how is that different than the items at an actual jeweler? Is there a quality difference or something else? What about between a jewelry store like Mejuri and Tiffany’s? Are there tiers that I should be aware of (more concerned about levels of quality since I can Google prices but I know that’s not always a direct correlation lol) All insights would be appreciated!

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Home office furniture ideas? Asking for a 30M professor (my bf). Need standing desk, good chair, and round table with a few seats.

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I am new to Deloitte. My background is in agile transformation and product management within provider settings. I have found tech projects, but none within healthcare. Any advice for finding these?

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Can anyone share Separation teams's email in TCS ?

Tomorrow is LWD. No mail from Separation Officer yet.

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Hello everyone! I am currently interviewing for a project coordinator position and I need a few references. Is there anyone in this group that would like to be a character reference?

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Hello fishes,

Any idea how much time will wipro take for salary negotiation after hr round?

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What is average appraisal of fresher after one year in nagarro?

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I’m looking for an opportunity in corporate strategy, any leads ??

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Hello all! I'm a clinical research professional with up to 5 years' of diverse experience featuring lab/bench side work, data management and information, and clinical administrative work. I am also currently pursuing my CCRP SOCRA certification as I am actively looking to switch jobs. I currently work as a Lead Research Associate& Protocol Coordinator at NIAID as a contractor and I'm looking for clinical research opportunities that are remote amd exciting! Would love a referral please!

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I wish I was curvy. If I gain weight, they just all go to my face and I look like Jigglypuff, if I try to get toned, I get bulky (while some ladies can pull it off, I can’t). I just have to accept that I’ll always be this flabby shapeless person 😔

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I’m so lonely I forgot what feeling wanted feels like. It’s almost as if I’m numb to the human need of feeling desired and I’ve accepted my fate of solitude. I’m not sad about this, that’s what makes it numb. Life feels bland but not terrible. I have no expectations of anyone to ever want me nor am I resentful that I am alone. Is this normal?

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My psychiatrist over prescribes me multiple Adderall pills a day, and I only take Adderall 2-3 times a week, at a fraction of my prescribed dose.

I have have hundreds of adderalls sitting around. Should I hand it out during Halloween?

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Sometimes like tonight I wonder why we do what we do. Working crazy hours with no purpose. Could just be the booze talking. Will be ready for my 7 AM on Monday.

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Male costume ideas... shits coming up way to fast and I can’t go out as myself again... too scary.

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I don’t even need Halloween decor this year. A group of ~10 crows have decided that my house is their hang out spot 😂 I hope it makes the neighbors do a few double takes.

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Maybe I’m biased due to having poor luck, but why is dating so hard? Everyone just wants the next best thing and no one is ever satisfied. One argument and people sprint for the door instead of reconciling as they have “options.”

People on dating apps seem like they’re only on there to validate themselves to feel better when they get “likes” or “swipes,” but will not respond when messaged.

I honestly don’t think true love is a real thing.

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If you knew someone you use to date purposely removed you from social media, would you try to add them back? I removed someone I dated 2 years ago and she’s trying to re-follow me. 🙃

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It’s my birthday today ..

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Everyone is getting engaged or married…where is everyone finding people that love them that much?! I can’t even get a damn date.

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I don’t remember my best friends’ birth dates 😳

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If money is what you need to be happy then why are there millionaires and even billionaires who are miserable?

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Question of the day: would you still refer people to your firm if referral bonus was $0?

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Hot take: There’s nothing wrong with having ethnicity as a preference when it comes to dating as it indicates cultural similarity

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I was today years old when I found out Janssen, Johnson & Johnson, and SC Johnson are 3 separate companies

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People walking around who I can heavily smell their moldy laundry is a sign to me they have no idea how to manage life.

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So close to moving out of parent's home in NY and saying to hell to saving money😔
For those that are >mid 20s, how do you manage living with noisy, overly friendly (inviting guests to stay for weeks), and constant requests (setting doc apts, calling customer service, taking car to mechanics, driving them everywhere, ton of tech help, etc.) parents?

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Why are we so much more critical of ourselves than we ever would be toward a loved one or even a stranger? We would never talk to another person the way we talk to ourselves sometimes

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How much does a manager at an IB make? Like around what?

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