Girls what do you look for in a man

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Why are we “girls” and they’re men

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Two syllables is too long (probably).... or at least I haven’t seen this pattern in other western languages or even in the UK

Oxygen, carbon, nitrogen, calcium, hydrogen and a little more flavors on top

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You forgot chemical X

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When they see me as a fellow human being with my own thoughts and feelings

You'd think that'd be more common but, lol.

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There’s a butt for every seat

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Looks like someone escaped from the singles bowl...... and I won’t say more because I’ve got nothing nice to say

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Men of FB, how did you girlfriends / wives sex drive change with age?

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Are the Wharf or Navy Yard safe areas for a 25F to live? Are they good areas for dating?

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What do single fishes (mid 30s give or take) do in Atlanta? Besides going to bars do you ever meet up? Any particular things you do or places you hang out?

So lonely rn that I almost want to text every girl in my phone “miss you” and see who bites.

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So...who is single and ready to mingle? ✍️

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What’s a good bar to take myself out on a date this weekend?

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Introvert here. Single f since 9 years. Tried dating through different apps but it seems impossible to find someone actually interested in a serious relationship and building a future. I’m almost 32 and worried I might never find the one..

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How is the dating scene in London corporate compared to US/Rest of World? Do coworkers generally fall for flings/ONS/FWB?

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Has anyone else ever dated a coworker?

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Recently met someone and we have been out a few times. Afterwards we will talk about stuff and he has almost an exact memory of everything I have said (even when he was clearly drunk too). Is it unsettling or endearing for a guy to be like this?

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Can someone please explain this phenomenon I notice. Idk if it's an internal observation issue or really externally things change.

As a happy career-oriented single man. When I'm just focused on improving my career, thinking about work, just doing my thing. I notice women find me attractive, they're nice to me, want me to talk a little bit, and get annoyed or sad when I'm short with them. So I generally feel attractive.

But when I'm dtf, that attraction immediately dissappears. Is it me?

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At the rate my dating life is going, I‘ve come to terms with the fact that I will likely die alone 🥲 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Just some self affirmation. If her fear of commitment lands us not dating, I'll bounce back. I live in one of the most beautiful places in the world, have a loving family and many friends, and a rewarding job that challenges me. I'll rediscover inner peace before I date, and I'll find my long term partner eventually.

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Any of y’all hooked up with a coworker? Regrets?

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What's apps do you use for dating? Bumble and tinder have been meh. Anyone use Hinge?

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Has anyone tried any paid dating apps? (Match, eHarmony, paid features on Hinge etc.) and is it worth it?

I'm not showing yet, but the idea of people touching my belly in the future freaks me out. Is there a way to handle unwanted touching (without being rude)?

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Been DM'ing this guy back n forth for awhile now. Nice guy. We chat everyday but only a few texts when we can to chat about our day. He still hasn't asked for my number though.. am I wasting my time? He's in a different state so we haven't met up since it's not easy to...

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Does anyone here have experience with Winstead? Outside of the firm’s practice areas, I don’t know much about the firm.

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Hello Fishes,

I hope you all are doing well !!

I have 2.8 years experience developing full stack .Net applications along with MS-SQL, SSIS for ETL, Angular, HTML, CSS, TypeScript experience.
I am looking for a change of company, it would be of great help to be referred.
Please reply to this post for any related roles in your present company. I will get in touch with you immediately.

Thanks in advance.

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Can one of the two weeks notice consists of PTOs?

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Anyone know life science senior consultant compensation for a commercialization position at Deloitte?

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A few months ago I totally blew a third date with a guy I really liked during a completely hellish period where I was billing 200+ hrs each month. Would it be weird to text him again now?

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Hi Friends, I have 9.5 YOE in QA automation. And have been offered L7 with 35LPA. I have counter offer for 35LPA but hr is not ready to increase more than 35LPA for L7. What is maximum range for L7 level?

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Hi Fishes, I am going to be first time in lead position. Any tips? Publicis Sapient Accenture Wipro Tata Consultancy Infosys

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Verlander to Queens😳😳

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Hi
I'm currently in a strategic leadership role in Academia but I'm now looking for new a challenge and what opportunities are available at EY. My expertise covers Corporate growth Strategy and Digital innovation.
I'm really keen to hear from anyone that could be of help in making this transition. Any leads/referrals would be much appreciated.

Hi all,
I am looking for opportunities in Data Science. Please let me know if any of your organization has opening. I am well versed with ML, NLP, DL with tensorflow. Currently working as a Data Science Engineer at Iris Inc.
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I got word last week that I received the green light from HC. I'm starting comp discussions next week for SWE Manager L6. It's a remote position and geographically located in a city comparable to Chicago or Austin (probably in between). There are no data points on levels for my Geo. Basically asking for some ranges I should go in with next week. My thoughts:
Base: 250k
RSU: 600-700 (4yr)

I'm going to ask for a sign on since I would miss out on my current bonus this year.

Thoughts? TYIA

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Moving to a new apartment soon

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Looking for a gym buddy 26m at either orchard or soho eqx. Who wanna get swole

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