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I can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it. Do less head-sticking.

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OoOoO scaryyyyy 👻

Tomorrow is a possibility not a promise and you spend over half your waking life at work--chose a job you love.

Also, a former manager of mine used to remind us frequently that No eulogy ever began with “S/He spent too much time with his/her loved ones.”

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If you haven't met his/ her friends, he's/ she's not your boyfriend/girlfriend

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So true

Don’t ask advice from strangers

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Debating whether to take ur advice....

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Talk less, smile more- don’t let them know what you’re against or you are for.

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Don’t throw away your shot!

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Read the 4 hour work week.

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Always hit soft 18 vs a 10

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Don’t eat yellow snow. There’s a chance it could be pina colada syrup spilled on the ground, but the odds are in favour of wee.

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If you’re on a conference call, you’re never on mute(despite what the screen says), act accordingly

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This is literally my worst fear when I run to pee during a long call on remote days

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Don't fuck up

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Eat your food like your medicines or else you will eat your medicines like food

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Put chips on your sandwich

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Sleeping with your bedroom door closed dramatically increases your survival rate in case of a fire

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Use a sponge to wet an envelope because paper cuts on your tongue are the worst.

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If you can’t decide between two options/directions, flip a coin. You’ll have a gut reaction to the outcome and be able to make a decision based on that.

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Always look out for #1. And don’t step in #2.

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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stay home more and enjoy family time. Too many shooters out here ruining it for all.

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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

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No matter how good the hand soap smells, fo not smell your fingers when walking out of the bathroom

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