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I can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it. Do less head-sticking.
OoOoO scaryyyyy 👻
Tomorrow is a possibility not a promise and you spend over half your waking life at work--chose a job you love.
Also, a former manager of mine used to remind us frequently that No eulogy ever began with “S/He spent too much time with his/her loved ones.”
If you haven't met his/ her friends, he's/ she's not your boyfriend/girlfriend
So true
Don’t ask advice from strangers
Debating whether to take ur advice....
Talk less, smile more- don’t let them know what you’re against or you are for.
Don’t throw away your shot!
Read the 4 hour work week.
Always hit soft 18 vs a 10
Don’t eat yellow snow. There’s a chance it could be pina colada syrup spilled on the ground, but the odds are in favour of wee.
If you’re on a conference call, you’re never on mute(despite what the screen says), act accordingly
This is literally my worst fear when I run to pee during a long call on remote days
Don't fuck up
Eat your food like your medicines or else you will eat your medicines like food
Put chips on your sandwich
Sleeping with your bedroom door closed dramatically increases your survival rate in case of a fire
Use a sponge to wet an envelope because paper cuts on your tongue are the worst.
If you can’t decide between two options/directions, flip a coin. You’ll have a gut reaction to the outcome and be able to make a decision based on that.
Always look out for #1. And don’t step in #2.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
stay home more and enjoy family time. Too many shooters out here ruining it for all.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
No matter how good the hand soap smells, fo not smell your fingers when walking out of the bathroom