Given recent layoffs at Meta, DANGA is the new MANGA

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Hm Consultant be like: the trend of deaths at consulting firms by their vaccination rate!!! Hm!!

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worst posters on this app are Consultant and Data Scientist

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I die a little bit each time I write "placed on the upper right quadrant of the Gartner ~Magic~ Quadrant" unironically on RFP materials

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You’re welcome

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Man from d posts quadrant highlighting d is the best….

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Precisely, I have first-hand experience

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For the logicians out there:
DANGA ∩ MBBD = 🟢 Deloitte

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Hey look. The company that paid Gartner the most is at the top. What a surprise!

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You’re welcome

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Population of survey: Those who pay to play

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Perhaps not yet but we are certainly on a metaphorical highway to the DANGA zone

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Gartner’s tagline should be “we can give you every possible permutation of a graph that can make your and every company look legit”

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Dude no one outside of consulting even realizes that Deloitte isn’t just some boring accounting firm

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Well then I did miss it too! Haha

Dang uhh what you talking about?

"As of July 2021" -> pls fix want it before EOD

Please don't put B4 in same bracket as Infosys,TCS n others..

We have fishbowl

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I don’t understand any of this

It’s always Deloitte

Why is no other big 4 on here. Do they just not do cloud?
Also lol at Cap. All they’ve got is that they can do tech but actually they suuuuuuck.

I'm at Cap and the people on the public sector side are actually not half bad. What project did you work alongside Cap?

IMO AFS was the absolute worst.

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