God I can’t wait to be done with corporate America. Ninja? What?

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South Africa is in America?

Also, this is an easy way to weed out disreputable garbage employers

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Retiring with money I fear I can’t live on looks better and better 🤣

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Looks like an Apple Genius Bar sales type role where you demo products (experience). They’ll probably tell you your sales goals after you’re onboarded

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Sounds like a super serious customer service role lol

Relatable. Birthday party clown? I have all the necessary skills thanks to 20 years in insurance

Vodacom is a European company and this role is in South Africa. What does corporate America have to do with it?

Just say the corporate world and it makes more sense. This isn’t an American posting and even though RSA and USA have tons of similarities, this ain’t it chief.

What does corporate America have to do with this

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