Going along with a recent post, what's the funniest story/practical joke you've heard about while on the job?

Who do I need to lobby to deregulate crypto in NYC? Have to jump through so many hoops and take extra risk to buy alts.

Anyone realized like me that Nintendo Switch is the best consultant companion on planes / ubers ? 😁😁 Have it since day one and it’s a game changer !

Does anybody else wake up like 20 minutes before going to the office?

Recommendations for portable ergonomic keyboards? I have tennis elbow from typing :/

Trying to conceive for past few months with Endo and I’m so miserable. Endo wrecks me during ovulation/period, and I get diarrhea every time we try bc Endo makes me react to prostaglandins in sperm 😔

Layoffs beginning at my agency. I like to believe I’m safe, but I guess you never know. Just started 6 months ago. In need of some words to destress myself. Thanks fishies.

Have to prepare for a 3 statement model case study. Any tips/tricks and resources i can leverage?

Came across some guides and videos on breaking into wallstreet and corporate finance institute but wondering if there is anything more out there.

Well, this was the definition of anticlimactic

Junior associate at a V10 doing Corporate work. I just received a secondment opportunity with a firm client. It would mainly be helping out on their year-end disclosure and annual meeting process for the next 3-4 months.

I'm pretty satisfied with my big law experience. Obviously the hours can be rough, but I've been working with good ppl and getting good exp. My reviews have been solid and I've had no real issues during my 1+ year at my current firm.

Would you accept this secondment?

When I became a scientist, I thought I'd become Iron Man. Turns out I'm more Dr Strange, except that I'm not a doctor.

The coolest thing engineering gave us...

Hi,
Can anyone refer me in Microsoft.i got the job id

Luxury watches seem like some of the most worthless and pointless purchases, yet I absolutely love them and want to buy one. Anyone else feel like this and can’t rationalize it? Lol

Hai,

I am searching for opportunities in SAP FI as a fresher.
Any one with information please contact me.

How to apply for SM at Amazon in NCR

Anyone here have experience working with an executive coach? How many months did you commit to initially? Was it beneficial? Would you recommend it?

Will it be viewed negatively that I took 12 credits in my last semester or does this not matter?

Any advice on how to transition into CMAS or FDD? One year busy season experience at regional firm in NY.

How much house (need 3 beds) can I realistically afford in NYC with 100k salary and 140k for a downpayment? There's no way the general 30% rule of thumb can apply in this HCOL city. I was hoping to find a multi family to rent the other unit out but those houses are easily 700k+. First time home buyer

Fantasy football tips anyone?

NYC- anyone trying out restaurants via delivery options? Any good finds? Trying to continue exploring new spots (new to me)

70% margins, expected revenue growth of ~300% for Juul - I want some

Has anyone else ever gotten a 1099INT for interest income from checking/savings accounts?

Who's thinking of buying an apartment NYC? What are you seeing!

I don't even need to insult the guy wearing his Fleece Trader Vest the in the 85deg, humid summer air. His heat stroke will be a suitable punishment.

Are third party recruiters for top hedge funds legit?

The moment when you realise the colleague you work with does not do the research and know nothing about the industry at all and soo good at pushing the mistakes to the rest of the team.

Anyone see American Psycho on Broadway? Closed this past Sunday but holy fuck was it amazing.

Do you guys use all of your dinner allowance in one go, or do you stretch it out and use it for lunch the next day?

What essential skill set is needed to work as a quant in a hedge fund?

Any M&A bankers ever made the move to S&T? If so, curious what the experience was like given they're such different animals

Thursday is the new Friday.

How are you all approaching up-skilling yourselves as banks adopt new technologies and our jobs change?

That feeling you get the day OF bonus payday, where you have all the leverage in the world to get up and leave and do whatever the fuck you want... #countingthedaystofreedom

Got an offer from a company with OK benefits. I am also in the interview process for another company with much better benefits, work culture, work-life balance and possibility 5-10k more pay. Should I wait it out to see how it goes or take the offer?

Currently going on 14 hours for the day, how the hell do you guys in IB do this consistently? Excel is going to make my lose my mind by the end of the night

CMT vs CAIA?

I currently work in sales for an asset manager and have an MBA. Would like a designation, one that’s applicable to asset management and has some status/recognition. Appreciate any thoughts or insights. (Also dont want to take CFA)

Completely burnt out. I've been on high burn engagements, but this is different. It's not the hours but just working in a constant state of disruption. Any tips on how to keep going forward