Goldman guys, is it true blankfein has a garden hose in his pants?

like
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Yes, it also retracts automatically when you turn it off, as seen on TV

like

Related Posts

None needed but 5 cos it’s near to gym

like

I’m looking to connect with other beauty/ barber professionals in the Boston area ? Please post your links

likeuplifting

COVID has really taken a toll on me. I’m exhausted right now and dreading the next week. I’m completely solo, not dating anyone right now, so I’m curious how others in the same position are coping?

like

I have an offer doing pretty much my same job at a smaller firm. It’s only a 6% base raise but they are giving me a bonus each year to make up for the amount my salary falls short of the salary number I gave them that it would take for me to leave. Would you take the offer?

like

Had anyone gotten a PIP, put in your notice to quit, and was asked/convinced to stay?

like

Hey folks!
I'm looking for a black mentor. Does anyone have any interest?

Preferably another planner. I'm in comms. Happy to DM anyone remotely interested to tell you more about myself.

-blake

like

The job market seems slow right now, who is hiring in the city?

like

Finding an apartment in NYC is a full time job in itself. I’m so over it

likefunny

Can anyone suggest what's the interview process for Amazon in Tamil Nadu, Karnataka or Andhra Pradesh for a Data Engineer role.

What technologies should I be familiar with in order to crack the interview. Is data structures and algorithms a must learn to crack a data engineer role?

I want to prepare for data engineer interviews, I'm currently well experienced in Python, SQL, Informatica and familiar with ADF and I have 1+ years of experience in the same role.

Any advice for a Coca Cola lab analyst interview?

like

Average salary for Account/Project Director w/10yrs experience in NYC?

like

My younger brother is graduating in December with an AS in architectural engineering. He's in the process of interviewing; does anyone know a guesstimate salary range for an entry level estimator in the South? He's hoping for 45k min but also doesn't want to give too low/too high in interviews

like

What are the exit opportunities for those in business valuation? How do they differ from due diligence?

like

Who else is staying off LinkedIn after the insane amount of layoff posts from people. It’s enough to make me depressed and worried. How is everyone doing today. Any advice on trying to stay positive?

like

What kind of music do you like? Asking because I've now seen/listened to three different partners' playlists and they all contained both Dave Matthews and Eminem

funnylike

Do you think you as a strategist have a unique way of solving strategic problems?

like

Finally back on the wrist after getting the battery replaced. Was a gift so it’s quartz, but that dial hits just right for me, and can’t beat the sentiment behind it. Happy Friday all!

Post Photo
like

I brought my guitar to Iraq, it wasn't easy, but I managed to convince my commander to let me take it. I will never forget those days when we played our favorite country songs with my buddies.

like

Any idea on lifescience projects in virtusa. Can someone help on how the projects will be and other things.

like

Anyone know if starting bonuses are offered for PE value creation roles in the UK?

Additional Posts in Finance

Hey all! So I got a job offer for 95k for a Sr. Regulatory Relations Specialist. Is this the average salary or a lowball offer? Personally, I am having a hard time finding the average role salary posted anywhere.

like

Besides working, how do you finance pros typically spend the weekend?

like

Tips on analyzing the benefits and risks associated with long-term investments in the stock market? In normal times

like

Anyone else feel guilty asking to take time off? It shouldn't be this way!!

like

Hey! I've always wanted to get into IB (prestige, money, you name it), however now that I'm in a more laid back environment (better WLB, "easier work") it doesn't seem as attractive as before and the pay is quite good for an analyst level (I think the pay is competitive even comparing with IB's pay in my country) . I wanted to know if anyone had the same experience and what were your thoughts (pursue an MBA and leave your comfort zone and "good pay" or just stick with it). TIA!

like

Self-reflection time: On a scale from 1-10, how good are you at your job? I'd give myself a 7. My networking is far better than my actual ability to produce results.

like

I've been to some wild brunch spots (e.g., bottomless personal pitchers, loud trendy music) in NYC. Does anyone know of anything similar in LA?

like

Friday night NY... who's up to meet at a cigar lounge and exchange the week's war stories?

like

What are some side-hustles you do in your free time?

like

Ladies, need interview suit recommendations for a non-vanity-sizing size 4. Thoughts?

like

When a girl uses "🙃" emoticon, what does this mean? Fishbowlers -- please give me your analysis.

like

Is there any experienced insolvency Admin in this bowl?

like

How are you chillin fish?

like

I'm addicted to my phone and social media. Need serious intervention/help. Suggestions?

like

Good morning let’s have a beautiful Thursday. Here is my question I want to somehow break into Asset Management and I am having a hard time doing it. I have 1-2 YOE and Finra Licenses SIE-6-63. In all honesty I just want a better pay and avoid taking calls all day, I’m fine with a few calls a day but back to back calls is exhausting. Thanks for any tips!

like

New York sarcasm is a local delicacy that doesn't travel well.

like

Does Citi usually drag their feet with the offer process? I received an offer two Fridays ago and the recruiter went to the hiring manager with my salary request. They countered my salary request last Tuesday and I countered back in between both numbers (only a $5000) differential. I reached out to the recruiter yesterday and she said she would get back to me very soon. Wanted to make sure I’m not in jeopardy of losing this offer for negotiating? TIA

like

For those with significant others who are healthcare workers, how do they react when you are having / had a bad day? I feel like they think they have it 1000x worse (which could most certainly be true) but our job is also stressful/challenging just in a different way? Agree?

like

Talking a shit is the only time I have to breathe. And coincidentally write this post.

like

Uber driver awkwardly asks if he can ask me a question. I say, "Sure." He says, "What do you think is the most important thing in life?"

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Send download link to your phone

OR

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

Messaging rates may apply

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal