Gonna try to avoid this with my kid but it’s spot on for me and a lot of my friends.

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I think you missed the point of this meme.

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This is a 😮‍💨 relief. I would never want parents publicly shaming their kids. That would be just disgraceful and shows really bad character.

Bloodsport is a classic.

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