Good morning to everyone but people who take good head shots

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Just did mine and my eyes were straight up 2 different sizes

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This is so relatable

It’s not about taking a good headshot. It’s about having a photographer good enough at editing to turn it into a good headshot.

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Ugh it’s picture day today and I’m not excited about it 😩😩😩

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That’s a good point! And at least mine will be current. I hate when I look up opposing counsel and then when we meet in person it’s clear their photo is over 10 years old!

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So I did my pictures and I just know my fake smile will make me look like a psychopath. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I’ve been putting off my new headshot because of this concern. 😩 Gonna have to suck it up at some point and give it the old college try.

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