Gorgeous lady sitting next to me.. 2 hour travel remaining.. A bit nervous.. Any good starter lines fam? Help a brother out..!!

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Just start with hello and why is she traveling business, family? You can always talk about the state of airline travel because you both probably have horror stories to share. You don't need a line - just genuine interest in the person.

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"Hi! My online anonymous friends asked me to ask you what your destination is. "

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Started with Hello.. I'm XYZ..
Me: Is X your final destination?
She: yeah
Me: cool.. Meeting family?
She: Yeah. My boyfriend will be waiting for me at the airport.
Me: oh nice. (turned towards window and and banged my head)

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The classic boyfriend card. "Hey did you know your hair is on fire?" "I have a boyfriend"

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Is [City] your final destination? Probe from there

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OP you got shitty advice, I'm sorry. There's no such thing as a "good starter line"; if you're looking for a one size fits all you're always going to sound boring and canned (unless you are brad Pitt then you can say anything.) if you're not that blessed with looks then you better say something more entertaining. A good way to start is by making a comment about something around you- someone do something stupid in the aisle? Make a joke. On southwest? Make a joke. Comment on her bag, but just that it's nice but that you're looking to get your mom a bag and she likes shitty target bags and you want to get something nice but you have no idea what. The kicker is that the Brad Pitts of the world actually never say boring shit like "is X your final destination" because they always make the jokes/comments and then they get more practice and then they get funnier. Time to catch up!

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"Hey. U on fishbowl???? 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟😁

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You have 2 hours to change her mind and go with you and not her bf 😀

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When she brings up her boyfriend you go "so how's that working out?"

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Thanks for the tips folks.. Just got burnt.. 😕

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"Do you respect wood?"

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@DD2, you're absolutely right, had he read your comment, perhaps he could have incited/identified an incident with commentary so compelling she would have bailed on her boyfriend and left in OP's uberX

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It's gonna be lonnngg 2 hours now..

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Dang. Just saw your other response. Meh, it happens. Law of averages. Put on your headphones and jam out.

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Naw EY1. OP has way more class than that. It's her loss.

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Nah, don't bother her anymore. Never chase too hard, if she is interested let her show it. If not it's all good. There's millions of beautiful women at the airport lol.

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😂😂😂 you folks are amazing.. Thanks for all the support guys..

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Also I am a lady, just trying to make the world a better place! 🙏🏾

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Hi! I'm XYZ

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Do you believe in climate change? She will be interested in it

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Sorry OP, she is maybe not having a good day.

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