Got laid off this morning and immediately ran out to the optician to pick up a pair of $1200 designer sunglasses. Sticking the company with the bill via FSA contributions that I’ll never make.

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Wow, the company just made a right decision there

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M1, as someone who has seen layoffs at almost every company I've worked at, and having been laid off myself, I know that often the most experienced (expensive) and all-around respected people are the ones laid off. They're the people who keep their heads down, work hard, and don't rock the boat or make big splashes; they also tend to be rule followers. Unfortunately it's the flashy ones, regardless of substance, who are often spared the knife. Taking advantage of a benefit - for a change - is the least these employees deserve.

Nice. It’ll be an irrelevant cost to them at the end of the day. And you got some nice shades

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Assuming you didn't deserve a layoff, you help them plan layoffs and they surprise you by throwing you in that group? Yep, f'em

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Watch The Company Men. This happens a lot and it's really s****y. Go through an experience like that once or twice and you'll never forget that your job will never love you back.

How does a VP get laid off? I guess anything goes these days but I would think VP is one of those roles that would be the last to be laid off

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VPs/Directors/Lead/Head and even SVPs get laid off all the time. We're expensive. Even C suite execs can be laid off if financially prudent and approved.

Will they not bill you after the fact?

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Most companies that offer high deductible health plans will offer FSAs

As a VP, do you want to retire or look for the next role, if I may ask?

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I LOVE YOUR POSITIVE VIBE

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Love it.

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I love your energy and attitude towards this situation. Get after it at the next spot!

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Best of luck!

Petty

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Can we at least see a pic of the sunglasses? I am still wearing sunglasses reps gifted me in 2007 🙃

Fancy!!

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Which bank is this? Trust switched banks and afraid tbh

It’s not a bank

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Did you get your last paycheck yet? 🤔 it might look a little different

Just received it. No deductions for FSA as expected

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