Got my organs so aggressively rearranged last night I literally can’t even sit up straight today 🥵

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Very nice hope no wish was ignored and no hole was left unfulfilled and some marks for left that will sting.

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Sweet baby jeebus

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Every day we stray further away from God’s light

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You know this isn’t how sex works, right?

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You musnt be having it properly then

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I need to get a boyfriend

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Me too

Yo I know the feel, that Taco Tuesday microwaved on a Sunday did NOT do nice things to me 🥵

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Are you my upstairs neighbor?

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Probably not but my neighbors absolutely ten thousand percent hate me ☠️

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Did you wake up in an ice bath?

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I miss that feeling 😵. I’m in a sexless drought. Getting railed by a man and feeling it in your stomach hours later. Like feeling the waves of the ocean when you lie down after a day at the beach. Ughhh

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I’ll probably get reported but I don’t care

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Damn, this was my sign to go book a flight to see my man 🥵

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😝

Everyone here hopes OP is F 😶‍🌫️

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I kinda assumed they were a guy for some reason. Same “yaaaaasss” applies!

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Were you playing Operation? Bc this is what I'm imagining. Did your nose BUUUZZZZZZ each time partner touched you?!

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Yasss queen! Get it!🙌🙌

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I want this type of sex 😭

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The feeling these ladies are describing

I wanna see more posts like this. Get pounded fishies.

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Yeah my Tesla Model S Plaid does that to people. Wild rides

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Damn 😅

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