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Great. I was already on blast for my soul patch and now someone at the client is saying I gave them crabs. This week couldn't get any worse.

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Spoiler alert: someone willing to sleep with soul patch dude probably already had crabs

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You're sporting a soul patch. Of course you're going to be the spreading crabs.

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You still have the soul patch? I thought we talked about this last week...

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I'm calling BS..

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Crabs are still a thing?

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Your weed dealer gives you medical advice?

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So did you?

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Don't sleep with the client? And don't sport a soul patch?

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You still did not shave that thing off???

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My visual of OP is really bad

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Dude, really? Did you give said crabs?

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My herbalist said I'm not communicable, so that should answer your question.

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I'm gonna take a guess and say this is not the same soul patch guy. #troll

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So... soul patch AND sleeping with the client, OP is killing at this game.

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Soul patch crabs are a very rare species indeed

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Sounds a little like sexual harassment... Please elaborate.

^💩 yup. Do you even have a soul patch????????

I called BS on soul patch last week and OP got offended

Thank you. That's what I said, she already had them.

Shouldn't have flown with that guitar, asshole.

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