Griffyndor or Slytherin? (be honest)

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Gryffindor.

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If those were the only options, Slytherin. But truly Ravenclaw.

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Plaintiffs’ class action lawyer here- has to be Griffyndor

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Plaintiffs' class action lawyer here too - and I got sorted into Slytherin lol

Ravenclaw

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Gryffindor/Ravenclaw

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Slytherin/Ravenclaw

Hella Slytherin

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Slytherin

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Slytherin 🐍

Ravenclaw

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Hufflepuff, for sure.

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