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Guy asked for my number so i wrote it on a piece of paper and left. Why isn’t he texting me ☹️

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He sold it to one of those extended car warranty places

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Can’t read your handwriting. Texting Wendy’s instead.

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lol incorrectly calling or texting Wendy's will always be funny.

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He def put the piece of paper in his pocket, then washed his pants. Put digits in phone next time.

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M1 with the right response EY1 also right bc of that post-COVID stock price

Always trade #s never just give. This goes for all genders

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I do this all the time to see if I still got it 😂😂

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He found Christ and was last seen at a mission in Africa

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That’s honestly kinda adorable that you were so into it because it was all you knew and 🥰 Yes, a lot of good can come from organized religion despite all the BS because honestly the majority of followers are good people who didn’t know any better Glad you found your calling in the end (in consulting, tho it probably is another type of evil empire in itself), but appreciate your sharing the experience and being able to laugh about it too I was born and grew up in Asia (not Korea) but went to business school in Europe. The weekend before moving to America, I went to see the BOM as part of my “induction” 😂

Maybe he just wanted your number so you’d leave. Cos you left right after that right?

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Cause it’s only been an hour?

Maybe he left it in his time machine while traveling back from when people used to write phone numbers on paper…

How long has it been OP?

Do you consider yourself more or less attractive than the guy? That should answer your question.

Pwc so binary

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I promise I’ll text you if you write the number in my DM 😉

Maybe he’s writing you back on a piece of paper. Not everyone is a smarty pants.

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