Guy in front of me in precheck line was clearly a noob. As I'm leaving I see his carry on being searched and he's shouting at tsa agent: "what's wrong with the water?!" Dude where have you been?🤔

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Not everyone can be as naturally brilliant as you 😔

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Zero to do with brilliance but nice try

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Must've been from acn with their zero travel policy 😢

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Must have been a Deloitte Consultant

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