Guys, first date with a girl I met online. (Never done this before) seems super adorable. Any good pointers??

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Just be yourself and keep the conversation going. Nothing worse than moments of silence. Also pick a bar where you would actually enjoy going to

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Whip out the 🍆 on the table

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But what if the bar doesn't have eggplant?

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Well, listen to A1s second response. Otherwise, you might get arrested.

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On a more serious note, don't be too clingy, don't tell it all, go in with no expectations. Girls can sense desperation from miles away and leave her just enough mystery to want another date to get to know

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In my experience the online thing just gets you more first dates, which is a good thing. Once you are in person do your normal thing nbd

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Pick a place that's not too loud

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Listen to A1

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Ask her how many babies does she want

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Tell her you love her

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Thanks, y'all. Only thing is, I just relocated to my current office a couple of weeks ago, so deferred the selection of place to her since she's been around my neighborhood for a while. Hoping she'll make a wise decision!

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Good catch, D1. That's what I meant OP.

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Marry her!

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Listen to A1 🍆

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I like doing an activity for a first date - mini golf, bowling , etc. It is less stressful (unless you're super competitive) and fills the otherwise awkward silences with joking about your gutter ball

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Don't say adorable

You can absolutely say adorable, just know it comes with an obligatory cheek pinch. So you have play that one out in your head

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