Guys... I'm crying.

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Abortion metaphors are always a great way to settle discussions in a logic-based manner...good call!!

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Well seeing as we kill babies before they can be counted, I’m sure the Democrats understand the parallels here?

Now I’m crying

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Please, not here. There are thousands of places that online. Let's keep it meme-y here

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Put in the envelope and subsequently postmarked on or before election day*

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You’ve deviated from the metaphor, please fix

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Thanks for reminding us that the Left sucks at memes

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