Guys need some advice here.. my roommate has suddenly started roaming in the house without any pants....when confronted he says, it’s the Winnie the Pooh look. What should I do?

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You should definitely double down and be Tigger.

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If it’s just a bunch of guys I’d be okay with it. Not the end of the world. You have a schlong too what’s the deal? If you really don’t feel comfortable then I don’t know why you’re coming to us about it. Assert your boundaries and tell him as much.

Edit: NO BOXERS??? F that

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Have you seen Winnie the Pooh wear boxers?

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SM you're right! Damn shirt-cockers! FFS!!

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Listen, you gotta walk around full nude and assert dominance. Strong eye contact too.

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The only correct answer. ^

My 3 year old roommate didn't wear pants all day today.

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My 2.5 hear old spent half the day streaking around the house at a dead sprint because he's being potty trained, can't have a single article of clothing touching him while he's on the potty, and apparently builds up a dangerous excess of energy in the MW range that must be burned off immediately after washing his hands!

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Um I assume boxers are on? If so, I think okay. Unless for some reason it makes you feel uncomfortable

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Are y’all straight or gay? Trying to understand the dynamics here

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Thanks for asking this.

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Honestly in college, I lived with a bunch of dudes and as long as people wore boxers, it wasn’t a big deal. Shirts were optional too.

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Winnie the Pooh is cute, and a bear so we cut him some slack. When you say no pants, does this include no underwear? One is uncivil but the other is just plain inappropriate!

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Have y’all ever hooked up?

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This is why I will never live with roommates again 😂

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it's all about that donald duck life.

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"It's the Winnie the Pooh look" that's pretty funny. Are you a girl? Or are you both guys? Is it a big problem to be in boxers?

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Yeah that was going to be my question too ^

Put honey pots in his room and areas of the house that aren’t bothersome for you, duh

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Unless this is some elaborate joke. This is what you say :

“Yo, could you cut it out and put on some clothes. “

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Start taking pictures.

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Boxers are acceptable lounge attire. Stop being prude.

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Wait what I thought Pooh did wear bottoms

We both are dudes...

Pour some perma glue in his hair and tell him it’s honey.

Send pics

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