Guys quick, how do I buy stocks 😭

I’m serious tho

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Make an account on TD Ameritrade

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Go to Vanguard.com. Set up a brokerage account. Connect your bank. Follow the instructions and buy.

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Target date retirement funds have a min contribution of just 1k. Another reason why I picked them over VOO. Easy to start DCA-ing without subjecting myself to volatility.

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4/20 420 SPY calls on Robinhood

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Open a self directed trading account. Fund it. Buy stuff

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Internet is a magical thing

Thank y’all! Does any brokerage matter? Like Ameritrade vs Vanguard vs Merrill, etc? Im on NerdWallet and there are so many options that seem similar

I’m not seeing VOO show up as an option to buy

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